Ramaa The Saviour Movie Review

Less said, better about this movie. This movie is so boring and irritating that even the task of writing a review for this movie seems so tedious. Why did they make such a movie?? How can the imagination of people go this bad? How the hell the actors agreed to act in this movie?? And how did the movie get distributors?? These will be the questions coming to an ordinary viewer's mind, while watching Ramaa.

A more apt title for the movie would bve Ramaa, the Loser. In the whole movie, he loses every fight, except the one in the climax, that too with the help of some kids.

It is obvious from the plot that the movie is made to grab the attention of kids, and the idea of few kids getting trapped inside a videogame is not so bad. In fact, it would be really interesting if executed in a proper manner. But that’s where the makers have gone horribly wrong. The story is told in such a bad manner that we don’t feel like taking our hands off the ‘Forward’ button, while watching the movie.

Everybody knows that WWE is the TV show most kids like, after cartoons. So, the makers have added a WWE star in the movie, and it is none other than ‘The Great Khali’. My serious advice to Khali is, stick to WWE, or join Indian army. But please don’t do movies. We can tolerate bad actors, but this guy is too much beyond that. There are not much scenes for him in the movie, but whatever is there, he has done it in the worst possible way.

If anyone can compete with Khali’s acting in the movie, it would be the guy who played ‘Kali’ in the movie. Yes, you heard it right. Khali plays ‘Vali’ and this guy plays 'Kali'. This guy's acting is really bad, but fortunately he has got a more human-like face. Looks really matter, dude!! However both Kali and Vali are people with stoned faces.

Oh, there is one more stone in the movie, the title character 'Ramaa' played by Sahil Khan. Seriously, how can one actor go this bad?? He is yet another stone in the movie, with a monkey-ish face. Really he should be honoured for maintaining the same expression throughout the movie.

Tanusree Dutta looked better among others. She did her action sequences quite well. But frankly, she is not at all pretty.

The movie revolves around few kids, and i forgot to mention about them. They were okay in their roles, and were obviously better than the other artists of the movie.

The movie proceeds like a video game, but sadly it fails to make any impact due to bad editing. Also, there are few bad songs in the movie,especially the one Ramaa sings in the jungle. I felt like trashing my computer monitor and scream 'What the f*ck????'.

After this movie, all i want is to ask the makers 'what the heck you have thought of yourself??'. But, this is not the worst movie, if you have watched 'Love.com'. :P. However, such movies increase our degree of tolerence!!

1.5/10

Love.com Movie Review

Classics come rarely, and extreme craps come even more rarely.

After watching this movie whose name i don't want to remember anymore, few questions came into my mind.

* Why did i download this movie?? Is it because of Mica Singh's presence in the movie, or is it because of a steamy scene in the movie, which i noticed while looking at the screenshots, or what the hell??

*Why am i still writing a review of this movie, wasting the ink of my pen and pages of my book, and later my energy when i type this to a document?? I guess i have the answer for this. I want to share the rarest experiences of my movie life with you.

These are the questions to myself ,and now some questions to the makers and the actors of the movie.

*Why did the producer invest for the movie? Is it an attempt to spend black money??

*Why did Bappi Lahiri and Shibani Kashyap work for this film? Why do you people go down to such low levels?

*Why don't Mica Singh act in porn movies? Seriously you earn the same status by doing movies like this.

*Who casted the lead actor of the movie? Is he nuts or what?

I don't have anything to ask to the heroines of the movie, it may go beyond my limits.

This is obviously the worst movie i have seen in my entire life. There is nothing in the movie, all it has is cheap skin show, fake Raiban glaeese, alcohol and a group of people who themselves call 'actors'. Ah yes, there is one good thing in the movie, a song 'Gumshuda hai' played here and there.

And one more question to the makers, why the hell is this movie titled 'Love.com'??

0.5/10

That Girl with 'Not So' Thick Glasses and a Dairy Milk

“Kya aap apne Dairy Milk ke ek hissaa mujhe denge??”

The question remained 2 cm below my epiglottis, as she sat there having a dairy milk which she had almost finished. Yes, 5 squares were left. I was disturbed, i was tempted, but wo cares??!!

The clients and my team mates were talking in a language they only understand.

“Have one.” She took a piece and passed it to the manager.

‘No, No, Please....God, please....’

God’s on a vacation, he didn’t listen.

I restlessly moved my Chair back and forth, pretending to be not looking at the 3 pieces of short-term heaven she was holding carelessly on her right arm.

Its almost over, 2 more left now.

“God, please. Please make this girl ask me ‘Do you mind having this?’. Please..”

Sorry, i forgot. You are on vacation.

I searched for Dairy milk and pressed the ‘Like’ button in its Facebook page as she was having the second last piece of that yummy dream.

“God, plea......”

Sorry.

The empty golden wrapper was shining as if it was showing its teeth to me after a colgate bath.

She still sat there, with the golden wrapper. Now she was playing with it.

Please go, you broke my heart. Please go away from here. I don’t want to see you. Please.

Will lock you up somewhere and eat Dairy Milk in front of you. Mind you, not just a Diary Milk. It would be ‘Diary Milk Silk’.

“D..dd...dd...do you haaav more?”

She looked at me, like a mom looking at her youngest child who lost something precious.

“You could have asked me no??”

“I...hmmm...”

Yes, I seem to be a joker. True.

“Wait, let me see”.

You see. You didn’t see me suffering all this time, and now you see.

Ah, she got 2 middle-east heavens from some other guy. Finally my day’s gonna be beautiful.

“Thank you, : ) ”

I smiled exactly like the smiley above, i wonder the ends of my lips touched my ears.

There begins a friendship not so deep, though.

"How do you pronounce your name, AA or A..?”

“What?”

How do you pronounce your name, AAAAAAAAAA or A..??”

“Its just A.. :) ”

She smiled much better than that smiley for sure. In fact, beautifully.

PS: She gave me just one. The other she gave to that manager. :(