Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Rightful Protectors!!


Time:  2.09AM IST.


As a sleepy guy stepped out of a cab,  an  elderly dog taking a nap on the roadside jumped up and started barking.


No, not barking, to be precise. The protectors of the place are transmitting messages.




Elderly Dog : Bow, Boww, Bowwww, Boooww (Unknown Human being detected, moving towards Om Shakti Temple. No External weapons found, carrying a red bag and wearing glasses!)


Super-vigilant bravo dog 200 feet away: Bowooow, Bowww (Copy, officers near the temple! Alert!)


Lazy young dog sleeping near the temple :  Boowww, Bow (What the eff? Why can’t you people just sleep the eff off??)


Vigilant Dog #2 near the temple: Boowwwwwwwwww, boowwwwwwwwwwwoo (Shut up, you coward! We are the proud protectors of the place! Heard that some man pretending to be Goorkha collects money from all the residents every month!! But its we, who really secure and safeguard the place!)


Vigilant Dog #3 (Loudly): Bbbbboooowwwwwwwwww, Booooooooooooooowwwwww (Human being walks past Om shakti Temple, heads towards Raju’s new house.)


Vigilant Dog #2: Bowwww, Bbooowww (Arey, its that chashmish guy! He is of no harm! He works in night shifts and comes back now. Let him go)


Angry young Dog: Bboeeewwww, bowwwww (No! I wont spare him. Its him who threw a jam bottle and an old shoe on my brother!!Maa kasam,  I wont spare him!)


Elderly dog #2 (In a weak tone): Bbwww, bowww (No, grandson. We should not do any harm to him. He might not have got proper sleep that night, maybe that’s why he got angry and threw them on your brother!)


Angry young dog (irritated): bboowwww, bowwwww (But grandpa…)


Elderly Dog #2: Boww! Bowwwwww Boowwww?? (Enough!! Haven’t you heard the saying, ‘To sin is human, To forgive is dogness’??)


Angry young dog: Bowwww, booowwwww (Ok! But I wont spare him if he does this again!)


Elderly Dog #2: Bowwwwwwww, Boowwwww (Ok, now get back to work. Let me take a nap!)


The grandpa goes to sleep, and the grandson walks to and fro in the street.


Vigilant Dog #1 (From the main road): Boowwwwwwww, Bbbbooowwwwww (Attention!!! Group of human beings detected with glass bottles in their hands! Officers, take your position, attack on the count of THREE!!)


The ‘officers’ take their positions.


Vigilant dog #1: Bow, Booww, Booowww (ONE, TWO, THREE!!)


All dogs together (In a wild tone, attacking the human gang) : Bowwwwwww, boowwwwwwwwwwwwwww, boowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (Get lost, you idiots. If you wanna drink, go drink from your home. Don’t drink and roam around, don’t spoil the street!!)


The detected mob of human beings ran away in fear, after a couple of useless attempts to fight back.


Sleepy dog officer somewhere: Booowwwwww, bboowwwww? (General, they have left the place. Can we take a nap for now?)


Vigilant Dog #1: Boowwwww, bowwwwwwww, bboooowwwwwwwwwww (No, my fellowman. Its our duty to protect the village and we should do our duty. Whether it be day or night, rain or storm, we should do it. Because we are CHOSEN!! We are the rightful ones!!! We do this so that the people can sleep peacefully without fear. Now get back to work! You can go sleep once your shift ends, at 6AM!!)




Meanwhile, the detected unknown ‘Chashmish’ human being was searching for jam bottles or old shoes, or whatever ‘throwable’, cursing the bloody dogs who bark all night and spoil his sleep….

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