Time: 2.09AM IST.
As a sleepy guy stepped out of a cab, an elderly dog taking a nap on the roadside
jumped up and started barking.
No, not
barking, to be precise. The protectors of the place are transmitting messages.
Elderly Dog
: Bow, Boww, Bowwww, Boooww (Unknown Human being detected, moving towards Om
Shakti Temple. No External weapons found, carrying a red bag and wearing
glasses!)
Super-vigilant
bravo dog 200 feet away: Bowooow, Bowww (Copy, officers near the temple!
Alert!)
Lazy young
dog sleeping near the temple : Boowww,
Bow (What the eff? Why can’t you people just sleep the eff off??)
Vigilant
Dog #2 near the temple: Boowwwwwwwwww, boowwwwwwwwwwwoo (Shut up, you coward!
We are the proud protectors of the place! Heard that some man pretending to be
Goorkha collects money from all the residents every month!! But its we, who really
secure and safeguard the place!)
Vigilant
Dog #3 (Loudly): Bbbbboooowwwwwwwwww, Booooooooooooooowwwwww (Human being walks
past Om shakti Temple, heads towards Raju’s new house.)
Vigilant
Dog #2: Bowwww, Bbooowww (Arey, its that chashmish guy! He is of no harm! He works
in night shifts and comes back now. Let him go)
Angry young
Dog: Bboeeewwww, bowwwww (No! I wont spare him. Its him who threw a jam bottle
and an old shoe on my brother!!Maa kasam, I wont spare him!)
Elderly dog
#2 (In a weak tone): Bbwww, bowww (No, grandson. We should not do any harm to
him. He might not have got proper sleep that night, maybe that’s why he got
angry and threw them on your brother!)
Angry young
dog (irritated): bboowwww, bowwwww (But grandpa…)
Elderly Dog
#2: Boww! Bowwwwww Boowwww?? (Enough!! Haven’t you heard the saying, ‘To sin is
human, To forgive is dogness’??)
Angry young
dog: Bowwww, booowwwww (Ok! But I wont spare him if he does this again!)
Elderly Dog
#2: Bowwwwwwww, Boowwwww (Ok, now get back to work. Let me take a nap!)
The grandpa
goes to sleep, and the grandson walks to and fro in the street.
Vigilant
Dog #1 (From the main road): Boowwwwwwww, Bbbbooowwwwww (Attention!!! Group of
human beings detected with glass bottles in their hands! Officers, take your
position, attack on the count of THREE!!)
The ‘officers’
take their positions.
Vigilant
dog #1: Bow, Booww, Booowww (ONE, TWO, THREE!!)
All dogs
together (In a wild tone, attacking the human gang) : Bowwwwwww, boowwwwwwwwwwwwwww, boowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Get lost, you idiots. If you wanna drink, go drink from your home. Don’t drink
and roam around, don’t spoil the street!!)
The
detected mob of human beings ran away in fear, after a couple of useless attempts to fight back.
Sleepy dog
officer somewhere: Booowwwwww, bboowwwww? (General, they have left the place.
Can we take a nap for now?)
Vigilant
Dog #1: Boowwwww, bowwwwwwww, bboooowwwwwwwwwww (No, my fellowman. Its our duty to protect the
village and we should do our duty. Whether it be day or night, rain or storm,
we should do it. Because we are CHOSEN!! We are the rightful ones!!! We do this
so that the people can sleep peacefully without fear. Now get back to work! You
can go sleep once your shift ends, at 6AM!!)
Meanwhile,
the detected unknown ‘Chashmish’ human being was searching for jam bottles or
old shoes, or whatever ‘throwable’, cursing the bloody dogs who bark all night
and spoil his sleep….
